reaver226:

littlepierrot:

Tony: Too drunk to fly, take me home.
Rat: Mkay 

I’ll need a giant rat, tonight.

You ARE a giant rat.

reaver226:

littlepierrot:

Tony: Too drunk to fly, take me home.

Rat: Mkay 

I’ll need a giant rat, tonight.

You ARE a giant rat.

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The working week is over..

justsaybeno:

reaver226:

bleedingheartfascist:

reaver226:

justsaybeno:

reaver226:

Time to get wasted and start fights; like a tuff cunt.

This prick, tuffest of the tuff!

you ain’t tough; unless you spell it tuff!

Boris wants to beat you up again. Hahahaha

again? he needs to beat me up for there to be an “again”.

Who doesn’t want to beat This guy up.

No no, he wanted to beat you up once but didn’t for whatever reason, now he wants to beat you up again.

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Oh, seriously?

‘don’t be a fascist or well MAKE you NOT be one’

Makes perfect sense.

Oh, seriously?

‘don’t be a fascist or well MAKE you NOT be one’

Makes perfect sense.

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Why my Friday turned into a fucking nightmare at 2pm:

I just got told that I have a 150k target to reach in 30 days for clinic bookings.

There are 28 clinics before the end of the month with the average number of attendees being 16, each attendee pays $99.

I need another 22 attendees EACH CLINIC to reach my target.

Out of lists of 200 prospective clinics that I call daily, I’ll get a maximum of 10 new bookings.

I have to do all this by myself + the other work I already do which includes the bullshit tasks the the receptionists can’t be fucked doing.

On top of this it’s basically a new role of cold calling, which they know I loath, customers loath and everyone goes home resenting the company at the end of the day.

It’s the corporate version of someone treating their partner like utter shit in the hopes their partner will break up with them do they exit the relationship guilt free.

The working week is over..

reaver226:

justsaybeno:

reaver226:

Time to get wasted and start fights; like a tuff cunt.

This prick, tuffest of the tuff!

you ain’t tough; unless you spell it tuff!

Boris wants to beat you up again. Hahahaha

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I need a confidence boosting lion right now.

I need a confidence boosting lion right now.

(Source: shitshilarious)

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communismkills:

I am a feminist because I admit men are superior to me!I am not as productive as men, so I believe the government should mandate companies to pay me the same as men!I do not have the same aptitude to perform a given job as a man, so I believe the government should instill affirmative action programs to make sure I have an edge over men!

communismkills:

I am a feminist because I admit men are superior to me!

I am not as productive as men, so I believe the government should mandate companies to pay me the same as men!

I do not have the same aptitude to perform a given job as a man, so I believe the government should instill affirmative action programs to make sure I have an edge over men!

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itscalledazoo:

sspirate:

varyagst:

intpussy:

Transabled means someone who identifies as a disabled person.

This is a thing.

People do this.

No. I’m sorry but transablism or whatever the fuck is fucking offensive to people who are disabled. Be it born that way or a…

I’ve just solved the riddle.

All these ‘I identify as…’ people are just world class trolls.

Thats it! It’s alright, guys. Relax.

THEY AREN’T REAL.

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justsaybeno replied to your post: That was someone’s pet!!!

What, you thought my politics were the worst thing about me?

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justsaybeno liked your post: for every “like” this post gets, i’ll confess something

At a high school party I was dared to eat a goldfish.

I don’t recommend them. Just thinking about the taste makes me gag.

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